Dear Diary - I had me a great time out in the land of my birthplace - Hawaii.
It was so nice and sunny that I swear I almost got me a suntan.
But my honey Michelle made sure that I had some sunblock on and I did just fine - just fine.
I kinda hated to leave Hawaii and get back to all of the friggin snow. Man oh man, old man Winter is here and he brought all of his effen relatives with him.
President Barack "The Tan Man" Obama