Dear Diary - Man oh man oh man. I have no idea what all the fuss about me and Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt of Denmark playing footsie is all about.
I mean it's not like I was French kissing the woman or touching her thighs or anything like that.
Everyone thinks that Michelle is all pissed off well nothing could be farther from the truth.
We laughed about it and she told me that the next time George Clooney visits the White House she is going to twerk him.
My Michelle has one fine sense of humor.
President B. Obama