Dear Diary - As if I don't already have enough problems. Now that embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford has just sent me an email asking if I would grant him asylum if he has to leave Canada.
I replied that I would have to discuss the matter with my chief advisors.
I immediately called up George Clooney and he said that he was against it. I then called up Oprah Winfrey and she said ditto.
I know what my sweety Michelle will say and I am pretty sure Joey Biden will be against the idea as well.
I guess I'll email Robby back and tell him to email Russian President Vladimir Putin, he will most probably take him in.