Dear Diary - All of this talk about government shutdowns has got me tired. I think that I am just about due for another one of my presidential vacations.
I spoke to Michelle last night and I think that the Obama family may be heading out to Dubai.
And I swear if I hear any of them pissant Republicans start to hem and ha I will personally call the IRS and get them to do a thorough back check on their last 10 income tax returns.
Them GOers better not mess with Barack here because I will certainly let them know how the cow ate the cabbage.