Dear Diary - I'm having a great time at Martha's Vineyard. I managed to sneak away from my honey Michelle and I went to a local seafood diner and I had fried shrimp, fried oysters, fried jellyfish, fried piranha, onion rings, French fries, and a Diet Dr. Pepper.
I made all of my secret service agents swear that they would not tell the 'first mama' that I ate so friggin much.
I am really enjoying my vacation. I do not care what Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, or Bill O'Reilly think, I am going to take all of the vacations I want.