Dear Diary - Well we're off to Martha's Vineyard for yet another vacation. One of the things that I love about being president is that my family and I can take as many vacations as we want and no one will say a word.
One GOP senator made some kind of sarcastic remark and I instructed the IRS to audit his income tax returns for the past five years.
Another one said that it must be nice to vacation all over the world. I have left word that he is not to set foot on the White House property and if he does, he is to be arrested for trespassing.
I am going to show these GOPers exactly how powerful their president really is.
President B. Obama