Dear Diary - I bet Rush Limbaugh $20,000 that the San Antonio Spurs are going to beat the Miami Heat in the NBA Finals.
If there is one thing that I know, other than running a country, it's basketball. And I know that there is no way that a one-man team like the Heat can defeat a team that is firing on all cylinders and has the best bench in the entire NBA.
NBA Commissioner David Stern invited me to sit next to him at the games, but there is no way that I would be seen with that lying, low-life, munchkin.
You can tell when he's lying because his mouth moves.
I'll go to the games and I'll sit in the very front row if I want to. Heck I'm the president!