Dear Diary - My vacations are my business. And I will go on my well-earned vacations when I want and where I want and no one especially that zany haired crackerhead Donald Trump is going to tell me any different.
I work hard as president of the United States and if I want to take a vacation every other weekend then gosh darnit I'll sure do it.
Wow! I kinda sounded like old Sarah "Snowflake" Palin there.
What a scary thought. But anyway getting back to my vacations. If Trump and other GOPers keep messing with me, I'll show 'em and I'll go over to Dubai for a week or two.
President Barack Obama