Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 22 November 2012

Burma (formerly Myanmar) - On AF1 - Not feeling so hot, my stomach is doing backflips since I ate some spicy hot cockroaches at lunch with Aung San Suu Kyi. (And I thought I had a funny name.) My mouth is watering like I'm gonna hurl and I'm supposed to meet the President of Thailand in forty-five minutes.

Whoa no! I hope that was just a fart! I only brought three pairs of underwear with me. Well, at least I have my own private bathroom on the plane, so if I do poop my pants, I can wash my drawers out in there. There are just some things you can't ask somebody else to do for you. I could flush them down the toilet, but if they got stuck it could get embarrassing.
Hum, what would Biden do? God, my stomach is killing me. Maybe I should call Joe. No, they probably record the calls from here. Betcha this has happened to Hillary. Wonder if she's ever met a W...

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