Dear Diary - Frankenstorm is coming and I don't mean Mitt "Frankenstein" Romney, I mean that bad ass hurricane Sandy.
She is heading toward the East Coast and should be making landfall in Governor Chris Christie's home state of New Jersey.
I have told Governor Christie that I would be willing to have Air Force One pick him and his family up and fly them to a safe location such as Wasilla, Alaska; Osaka, Japan; or Bombay, India.
Mitt Romney called me up and asked if he could borrow Air Force One as well. I told him that I would not let him borrow Air Force One if their was a volcano in his backyard getting ready to erupt in 8 hours.
I have told the old 'Flip Flopper' not to mess with the 'Illinois Kid.'