Dear Diary -
Donald Trump keeps getting dumber and dumber by the day. I think his damn wig must have got wet and shrunk, causing it to squeeze his head so hard he has lost all sense of reasoning.
The man with the "Hairdo From Hell" and the personality to match is nothing but an arrogant, sarcastic, know-it-all, egomaniac, who thinks he knows everything about everything and everyone else knows nothing.
He thought it was so funny when he told the nation he wanted to see my birth certificate. Well I showed it to the country.
And I got news for Donnie Trumpet. I have instructed the FBI, the CIA, the Secret Service, and the IRS to conduct the most extensive investigation on him in the history of the United States.
Let's see who laughs last "Onion-Face Boy."
President Barack Obama