Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 17 October 2012

Dear Diary -

I did it! I won our second Presidential Debate.

I knocked it out of the ballpark. I showed that filthy rich flip flopper that he can fool some of the people some of the time but he can't fool this Illinois muchacho.

I did what my good buddy Joey "The Pit Bull" Biden told me to do and that is to verbally bite the "Hair Spray Kid" and make him yell "Uncle."

Well I am proud to say that I not only made him yell "Uncle," I also made him yell "Aunty," "Grandpappy," and "Cousin Bubba."

President Obama
(And I Approve This Message)




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