Barack Obama - My Fake Diary


Monday, 27 August 2012

Well, diary, after my interview with Pepe Warezabar, I don't have much time.

Got to get back with my disguise and on the lam, hopping from this EZ 8 Motel to the next. Yesterday I was waiting to register right behind-I know, I know, this is hard to believe-Secretary of Defense Leon Panetta! He too was disguised! I couldn't believe it!

Turning to me covered with ski mask he said, "You don't know who I am but believe me I'm in trouble with the boss. He's after me on this Syria NDAA thing! But it's not my fault! CIA Director David Petraeus swore to me we were only doing non-lethal support to Al Qaeda rebels in Syria-you know, barbecue coals, recipe books, memoirs of Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber, that sort of stuff. But now-"

Diary, I spun on my heel! I did a three sixty and hustled away pronto! You see what's it l...

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