Dear Diary -
Well Joey Biden and I have placed a bet to see which of the GOPers is the next to drop out of the race.
Of course he and I aren't quite like Mitt "Moneybag$" Romney and we don't make no $10,000 bet but we do get into it.
I bet him a double meat cheeseburger that Jon Huntsman is the next one to drop out and he bet me a double meat cheeseburger that Rick Santorum will drop out next.
No matter who wins, I was sho glad to see that Minnesota bitch get her ass outta da picture. Man da skank was a downright pest.