Dear Diary -
Well I have just seen it all. Brutha Herman Cain has now gotten his wife mixed up in his "PizzaGate" mess.
Mrs. Cain has gone on national television and said that the Herman Cain she knows respects females of all races, shapes, sizes, colors, religions, political affiliations, and overall appearance.
I guess that the PizzaBoy has finally realized that he just got his hand caught in the cookie jar, no pun intended.
President B. Obama