Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 14 May 2011

Dear Diary, Osama didn't come out of hiding after CIA said it found porn on his computers. How can this guy let us ruin his reputation like this? I want him to pop up on our radar so bad. Leon told me Osama would surface "for sure this time" if CIA officers could leak a porno story to the press. I asked why Osama didn't come out of hiding after we faked his death. "He's stubborn, that's all. He wont' go for porn accusations, he'll have to come out of hiding to make us stop destroying his reputation," Leon said. I thought we should leak it to wikileaks. Leon was all against it. "Let's give it to the US press," he said. "They love porn." So I said OK. But Osama didn't come out of hiding. What will Leon come up with next to make this guy appear?




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