Dear Diary -
Just a quick entry cause I have to get to bed early since I have an early meeting with my chief advisors on this governmental shut down BS.
I just got word from Katie Couric that she heard from Anderson Cooper who got it from Taffeta Kixx of iGossip news that Sarah "Crosshairs" Palin is so depressed about a possible affair between her husband Todd and his fishing guide the gorgeously sexy Nanicka Zapalicka that she may decide not to run for president in 2012 and simply move in with daughter Bristol in her Maricopa, Arizona home.
And to that I say, "Yeah! Now that's what I'm talkin' about y'all!"
President B. Obama