Dear Diary -
I am sick and tired of all of these GOP pundits hating on me and constantly criticizing me for everything that I do.
Now they are all upset because I am taking the "First Mama" and the "First Kiddoes" on a trip down to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil.
It is a business trip but the haters, members of the GOP think that it is a trip of pleasure.
Well you know what - every last one of them sons-of-bitches can kiss my half-black Kenyan ass.