Dear Diary, stupid way to begin an entry, but, there ya go.
Actually I'm writing my thoughts here because I daren't tell anyone how I'm really feeling.
I'm scared shitless that I won't be in the White House much longer.
Michelle will KILL me because it's all she has dreamed about since I became interested in politics.
I'm NOT really interested in politics if the truth be know. I just thought it'd be a quick way to get rich in America. A lot of folk had been going on about having a black president someday. Well, they got half of what they wanted but I'm not truly BLACK through and through.
Someone once said that the US of A would have a black president when pigs fly and I did notice that 100 days after my inauguration - or whatever it's called SWINE FLU.
I'm here in the White House...