My patriotic American Diary! - I like white Limey bastards just as much as the next guy - so just one question - why are they trying to upset me?
They let that Libyan butcher out of prison because he was dying - so how come he's running in the 2012 olypics?
Then the careless bastards fill my Gulf of Mexico with crude oil.
What's a good-looking, intelligent president to do?