The news is just boring lately.
Me and Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton need some black guy getting abused story to get us some more headlines and for me to have another beer summit.
Gilbert Arenas just isn't good enough. His gun actions are just being a stupid dumbass. It would make Jesse, Al, and me look even dumber if we tried to stick up for that thug.
Where's the Rodney King stories when we need them?