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OK, quickly changing the subject, I am here today in [whichever next tiny nation tells me what to do, choose from Israel, Saudi Arabia, UK, Leeward Islands] to say nothing, but to say nothing in a ridiculously long-winded and - I think we can now boldly say - self-important way, to hide the fact that I am merely a waffling windbag that represents a nation that has no importance any more in the world, yes I am.
Well, many have long wondered what the USA actually exists for any more, and I guess I haven't a clue, Diary, maybe a token waffling nobody like me or my predecessor - a drunken, imbecilic drug addict - about sums up the once-admired United States of America. Whose soldiers are dying in the Middle East, and for what? When America was a powerful nation it adopted the Monroe Doctrine, which is the whole point of the USA existing - to never again get invol...
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