Barack Obama - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 28 October 2009

I see dead people . Well, specifically ex-president ghosts .
First there's George Washington. He keeps calling me "slave" and asks me what I've done with the Constitution.

The other day Ronald Reagan was wandering round the corridors of power asking the watercooler if it knew where Nancy was hiding.

Kennedy and Lincoln play Russian Roulette until 5 am on Fridays.

Hoover dressed in full evening gown and tiara likes to watch me and Michelle in bed.

But most disturbing of all is the future World President Scwarzenegger who comes out of the broom cupboard once a month (where he says the time-portal is - I've never seen it !) to order me how to conduct my foreign policy!

Thank God nobody reads this diary.

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