Barack Obama - My Fake Diary


Monday, 8 June 2009

Dear Diary, Well dang it if I ain't back flying round the world again! I said to Dick: 'Listen, can't you let me stay in America and run the nation for a bit?', but he just laughed, and told me not to hurry back. So here I am again, making a fool of myself once more.

Given that America has never won a war on its own in modern times, it's embarrassing to do my 'mightiest country in the world' routine, let's face it, if Saudis or Israelis, or probably the Leeward islands, want free tanks and jets we'll send them straight to them, it's almost as if the USA is just being used by the rest of the world.

But if I put on my 'Presidential' voice, and look all important and whatever, the people back home will believe the USA is 'the mightiest country in the world', not even a child would fall for that outside of America....

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