Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 13 May 2009

My Wednesday To Do list:

Check and see how the diamond cutter is doing on creating my crown jewels. I told him that if they weren't the biggest and bling blingest in the world, I was gonna go nuclear on his ass (and I don't pronounce it nuke-u-lar like Dubya did).

See if the Mormons still allow Polygamy. I gotta join one of the Christian churches in Washington or it will hurt my approval ratings. If they still let you have more than one wife, I can get me some supermodels and pimp out the Lincoln Bedroom!

Find out why the Presidential limo still hasn't been painted purple.

Remember to face the East Wing every morning when I say my prayers. Mecca is east of here!




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