You know that Monday morning feelin', when you have to get back to work? (Well, Ok, a million more of America's citizens don't get to worry about it anymore but hey!)
Feelin' a bit blue this mornin'. The Chief of Staff phoned and said that there'd been a hiccup gettin' my Moon Buggy built. Seems they can't get the leopard skin seat covers. And they can't do the Low Rider effect I wanted. Somethin' about the moon being covered in rocks n stuff.
The Senators have sent a delegation to see me about my Stimulus Bill. They reckon they can swing it if I drop it down to $700bn or so. Better than nothin I guess. Get some of my brethren off of Welfare.
Michelle has washed my new Captain Kirk outfit and the badges have all run. Typical. She's a looker but she's ruined more clothes than anyone I know.