Sunday morning at last. Woke up with "the little president" standing to attention, so Michelle and me got jiggy widdit. Memo to self..Make Marine stand OUTSIDE the door in future.
My Lego Technics moon buggy looks Da Bomb! I've sent the model down to the braniacs at NASA in Air Force One, so that they can build it for me. MORE jobs created!
Lionel Ritchie and me were talking on the phone last night. I love phoning him. When he answers, he sings "Hello, is it me you're looking for?" He's going to join my administration. Hooray! Now for JJ in the Superbowl outfit. She makes me SO hot!
One of the marines in the Oval Office has a lawsuit against me for continually standing up and sitting down - so that they have to keep snapping to attention. He says he has suffered "emotional trauma" and "distress" and want...