Barack Obama - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 7 February 2009

Dear Diary,

I'm a little pissed, to say the least. Trying to get the senate to agree to my latest diktat is proving more difficult than I thought. They are talking it down from 900 billion to 720 or so.

I was going to do so many good things, and create so many more jobs. Now, the impact of my Stimulus Bill is going to be diluted somewhat.

Gone are the jobs that would have been created, buying smoke alarms (2) Gone are the jobs that would have been created in buying Tasers (2) See? Already, that's FOUR more American citizens on Welfare! Crazy!

I have been left with little to do while they filibuster and flannel away, locked in the conference room under the west wing staircase.

Luckily, the movers delivered the rest of the boxes today. I have finally got my Lego Technics kit, and so I've been busy building a model of the M...

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