Barack Obama - My Fake Diary

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Tuesday, 30 December 2008

Dear Diary,

Shit! It's been nearly two fuckin' weeks since I last wrote. I bin so busy!

I had a half-day on Christmas morning for just me an' my homies. I got so many presents from so many people. Bill Clinton gave me Alabamba. Lets see what those KKK motherfuckers make of that!

I had a quick meeting with the decorators this afternoon. They put the order in for the zebra skin rugs and the elephant tusk gong supports that I wanted, but Michelle says I'm just gonna look like a wannabee Mugabe. Guess she's right.

Speaking of Mugabe, one of the first things I'm gonna do when the old Texan shifts his butt outta my house is call up that mofo. Dude's givin' a brother a bad name with all that Cholera shit! No Jivin'!

I tol' him - If'n you had oil, you'da bin hangin' in a cave with Obama - S...

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