Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Showing Arsene Wenger's diary, as written by 'Aisubeki Akiudo'.
Currently showing entries from: 2009
The snow is making is very hard to train. If we don't win the title this year, it will be because the the fucking English weather. It's SO much nicer...
December 12th - My name is not Arsehole Wanker for your information, so please stop calling me that.
Alabama's New State MottoAfter Tuesday Alabama's state motto, Audemus jura nostra defendere ("We dare defend our rights"), will most likely be changed to Audemus pedophilium nostra defendere ("We dare defend our pedophiles").
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