Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012

Saturday 08 September 1212

International Fixtures weekend, so no Premiership matches until next weekend. Another weekend undefeated for Arsenal! Another weekend of no goals c...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

Team GB double Gold medal winner Mo Farah (who?) has called on me to employ him as Arsenals fitness coach. Actually, I have seen clips of Mo winnin...

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Sunday 02 September 1212

Yesterdays win at Liverpool gave a lot of Arsenal fans happy memories of 1989 when a late goal from Micky Thomas gave the gunners a 2-0 win and brough...

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Sunday 02 September 1212

Liverpool 0 Arsenal 2 Our first league win of the season will keep the media off my back for a while. Two goals from my new recruits Podolski and C...

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Saturday 01 September 1212

We have been drawn against Montpellier, Olympiakos and Schalke 04 in the group stages of the Champions League. I have to say I am happy with this d...

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August 2012

Monday 27 August 1212

Stoke 0 Arsenal 0 Two league games two 0-0 draws. Our supporters are changing their songs. it used to be 1-0 to the arsenal. Now it is '0-0 with th...

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Sunday 26 August 1212

Van Persie started his first match for United today and scored after 10 minutes as they beat Fulham 3-2, but Fergie left Rooney on the bench, and when...

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Friday 24 August 1212

It looks like our attempts to replace Alex Song with Nuri Sahin on a season long loan from Real Madrid to is going to fail as Liverpool look like favo...

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