Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2012
Saturday 08 September 12
International Fixtures weekend, so no Premiership matches until next weekend. Another weekend undefeated for Arsenal! Another weekend of no goals c...
Wednesday 05 September 12
Team GB double Gold medal winner Mo Farah (who?) has called on me to employ him as Arsenals fitness coach. Actually, I have seen clips of Mo winnin...
Sunday 02 September 12
Yesterdays win at Liverpool gave a lot of Arsenal fans happy memories of 1989 when a late goal from Micky Thomas gave the gunners a 2-0 win and brough...
Sunday 02 September 12
Liverpool 0 Arsenal 2 Our first league win of the season will keep the media off my back for a while. Two goals from my new recruits Podolski and C...
Saturday 01 September 12
We have been drawn against Montpellier, Olympiakos and Schalke 04 in the group stages of the Champions League. I have to say I am happy with this d...
August 2012
Monday 27 August 12
Stoke 0 Arsenal 0 Two league games two 0-0 draws. Our supporters are changing their songs. it used to be 1-0 to the arsenal. Now it is '0-0 with th...
Sunday 26 August 12
Van Persie started his first match for United today and scored after 10 minutes as they beat Fulham 3-2, but Fergie left Rooney on the bench, and when...
Friday 24 August 12
It looks like our attempts to replace Alex Song with Nuri Sahin on a season long loan from Real Madrid to is going to fail as Liverpool look like favo...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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