Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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August 2013

Tuesday 27 August 1313

United and Chelsea draw 0-0, and with Manchester City losing to promoted Cardiff it means Arsenal had the best weekend of any BIG FOUR club - sorry To...

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Monday 26 August 1313

The Gareth Bale to Real Madrid saga has taken a twist with Tottenham revealing there is a second bid on the table for the player. Many suspect Manche...

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Sunday 25 August 1313

Fulham 1 Arsenal 3 Goals from Giroooood and two from Podolski seal the second win of the week and the talks of crisis after last saturday have all bu...

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Saturday 24 August 1313

There are 11 days left in the transfer window, and everyone knows the majority of the business is done in this time. We approach the best players and...

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Friday 23 August 1313

With the win over Fenerbahce out of the way, now I can concentrate on signing some players. Maybe Rooney and Suarez will be wearing red this seaso...

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Thursday 22 August 1313

Fenerbahce 0 Arsenal 3 Well that was 'Turkish' delight'ful. (ROFL) goals in the second half from Gibbs, Ramsey and a penalty from Olivier Giroud sa...

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Wednesday 21 August 1313

Tonight we play Fenerbahce in Istanbul in the champions league qualifier, but everyone in England is talking about our bid for Yohan Cabaye from Newca...

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Tuesday 20 August 1313

Today we fly to Istanbul, Turkey for tomorrows match against Fenerbahce in the Champions League qualifier. I had to be very careful that my players...

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