Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Tuesday 25 September 1212

Man City 1 Arsenal 1 A late equalizer from Laurent Koscielny secures us a point at last seasons Champions Man City, a great result for us, and we...

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Saturday 22 September 1212

Following our champions league win at Montpellier on Tuesday, its back to Premier League business this weekend and we visit the Etihad to play Manches...

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Wednesday 19 September 1212

Montpelier 1 Arsenal 2 A good start to our Champions League campaign with a win against the French champions, who despite taking a 9th minute lead,...

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Tuesday 18 September 1212

Saturdays 6-1 win over Southampton was even more satisfying as they were surprisingly the seventh highest net spenders in europe during the transfer w...

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Sunday 16 September 1212

Arsenal 6 Southampton 1 We punished the promoted Southampton today with goals from Podolski, Gervinho (2) and Walcott, plus two own goals. The...

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Saturday 15 September 1212

Today we play Southampton who are back in the Premiership after two relegation's down to first the Championship and then League One. It seems like...

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Friday 14 September 1212

Arsenal chief executive Ivan Gazides wants me to sit down and discuss a new contract. Its nice to see he has confidence in me despite the run of se...

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Sunday 09 September 1212

Nicolaas Bendtner - the self styled 'best striker in the world' is out on loan to Juventus for the season - although they only took him at the elevent...

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