Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

Currently showing entries from: 2014 | 2013 | 2012 | 2011 | 2009

« Choose a different celebrity

Showing page 2 (of 6 pages)

September 2013


Saturday 14 September 1313

Today we have our first game since the transfer window, away to Sunderland. In the press conference, £42 million signing Mesut Ozil has said Arsen...

View Entry »

Sunday 08 September 1313

There are no premier league fixtures because of the international break. Normally, I will go to France, maybe commentate on an international fixture...

View Entry »

Friday 06 September 1313

There are allegations that one of our coaches has made money betting that Mesut Ozil would be joining Arsenal in the transfer window. I had nothing...

View Entry »

Tuesday 03 September 1313

As well as Mesut Ozil for £42 million, yesterday I signed Palermo goalkeeper Emiliano Viviano on a season-long loan. He plays in Serie B but has 6...

View Entry »

Monday 02 September 1313

It is done. The transfer Window is closed. I, Arsene Wenger, have thrown caution to the wind and spent £42 million pounds on one player. YES £42 MI...

View Entry »

Sunday 01 September 1313

Arsenal 1 Tottenham Hotspur 0 Olivier giroud 23' So 6 new players, £100 million spent, two league wins and two european wins without conceding a g...

View Entry »

August 2013


Friday 30 August 1313

Champions League Draw: Group F. Arsenal, Marseille, Napoli, Borussia Dortmund. We recently welcomes Napoli to London for the Emirates Cup, but the...

View Entry »

Wednesday 28 August 1313

Arsenal 2 Fenerbahce 0 Two goals from Aaron Ramsey mean we qualify for the group stages of the Champions League with a 5-0 aggregate over two legs.

View Entry »

Showing page 2 (of 6 pages)

Breaking News...

Obama... Ordinary like us.

Yesterday, President Obama was refused entry into a restaurant for not wearing a tie and later fined for double parking and... ordered to return his library books... and thrown off a tram...and...

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 2 multiplied by 3?

3 16 12 6


Go to top