Arsene Wenger - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Arsene Wenger. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Arsene Wenger would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2012

Saturday 20 October 1212

Back to Premier League action after the international break. It is always a pleasure to visit Norwich at Carrow Road. We haven't lost here under m...

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Monday 15 October 1212

I read in the Mystic Meg column in the papers I will have £35 million to spend in January. Is it from a endowment that I have forgotten about? A tr...

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Friday 12 October 1212

Yes! WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS! We have won the double and ended our seven year wait for a trophy. Perhaps now my critics will get off my back and allow...

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Sunday 07 October 1212

West Ham 1 Arsenal 3 >>> East London 1 North London 3 East London, David Beckham, pie and mash, Olympic Stadium, Velodrome, Hackney Mars...

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Friday 05 October 1212

Well we saw the Greeks off 3-1 and so far have maximum points form 2 Champions League games. Saturday we go to Upton park to face West Ham, who we...

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September 2012

Saturday 29 September 1212

Today we play Chelsea in the lunchtime kick off. We both go into the game with good results in the League cup. Chelsea beat Wolves 6-0, while we b...

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Wednesday 26 September 1212

Discussions with Theo Walcott over his new contract are ongoing, but he is saying 'its not about the money, money money (I've heard that before recent...

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Tuesday 25 September 1212

It seems my new assistant Steve Bould is getting all the credit for our start to the season. The Daily Mirror wrote 'As he sat beside Arsene Wenge...

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