Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary


Saturday, 14 September 2013

Today we have our first game since the transfer window, away to Sunderland.

In the press conference, £42 million signing Mesut Ozil has said Arsenal can win the title. It is great to hear. The hypnotism has worked.

During the press conference, I noticed how big Ozil's eyes are. They are huge. I did not see his eyes before. My eyes are actually very small. I do not see lots of things, incidents, other peoples eyes -but I subsequently read about them in the newspaper afterwards.

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