Arsenal 2 Fenerbahce 0
Two goals from Aaron Ramsey mean we qualify for the group stages of the Champions League with a 5-0 aggregate over two legs.
Everyone is raving about Gareth Bale and his world record £85m+ transfer fee, but Tom Jones aside, is he even the most talented Welshman on the planet? I think Aaron Ramsey is worth DOUBLE what Bale is, and I will not, repeat NOT sell him to Real Madrid. In the words of my friend Sir Alex, I would not sell them a VIRUS.
Of course, if Manchester City come in with a £170 million bid for Ramsey, I will pack his suitcase and drive him up there myself.