Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 28 August 2013

Arsenal 2 Fenerbahce 0
Two goals from Aaron Ramsey mean we qualify for the group stages of the Champions League with a 5-0 aggregate over two legs.

Everyone is raving about Gareth Bale and his world record £85m+ transfer fee, but Tom Jones aside, is he even the most talented Welshman on the planet? I think Aaron Ramsey is worth DOUBLE what Bale is, and I will not, repeat NOT sell him to Real Madrid. In the words of my friend Sir Alex, I would not sell them a VIRUS.

Of course, if Manchester City come in with a £170 million bid for Ramsey, I will pack his suitcase and drive him up there myself.

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