Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 25 August 2013

Fulham 1 Arsenal 3
Goals from Giroooood and two from Podolski seal the second win of the week and the talks of crisis after last saturday have all but disappeared...

Still I need to sign some players before the transfer window closes.
So far, we have missed targets. You have certainly tried to go out with a girl and she has chosen someone else. You do not commit suicide.

You do tell your friends she is a bit of a loose cannon. Or to be more precise, just 'loose'. She listened to your offer to go out, and she chose to go out with the lad down the road. I think we are better off without the girls like this. Enough with the metaphors.

We will flash our money once more at Suarez and Rooney, and probably end up with Cabaye, Ashley Williams and Matthew Flamini.
Unless of course, they also choose the boy down the road.




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