Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary


Tuesday, 6 August 2013

Two weeks before the start of the season and already we are a club in crisis.

The players are already looking jaded and tired following a grueling pre-season tour of Indonesia and Japan.

Then we are forced to play two top European teams - Napoli and Galatassaray in the space of 24 hours! Ridiculous!!!

Who scheduled these games??? I will be complaining in the strongest possible terms to the idiots at the Premier League, the FA, FIFA and UEFA.

Oh wait, hang on a minute, it was the Emirates Cup, organised by the Arsenal Marketing Team for the benefit of our sponsors...

At least we played at home.

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