Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

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Wednesday, 13 March 2013

Tonight we play Bayern Munich at their home stadium, looking to overturn the 3-1 deficit we suffered at the Emirates.

It is not Mission Impossible, but I will think of Tom Cruise, Simon Pegg and the beautiful Paula Patton in Mission Impossible 4, escaping from the kremlin as inspiration. I think Cruise escaped in a laundry basket because he is so small. A bit like Mourinho in the laundry basket when he was banned from the touchline and dressing room for Chelsea v Barcelona.

Frank Ribery is ruled out through injury tonight, so if anything, we know that Bayern Munich will not 'win ugly' as we say in the game.




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