Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary


Wednesday, 2 January 2013

Southampton 1 Arsenal 1
Ramirez for saints, Walcott for us although goal was credited as og.

A game we should have won, but you know, Premier league teams can play as much as four times over the festive period - its imposible to perform at our peak in every game.

Admittedly our boxing day match v West ham was called off because of a train strike - but that was ridiculous - I never make my squad take the tube!

In order to stop the media and fans prattling on about the two dropped points to a relegation threatened side, I will have to buy another promising teenager from todays opponents. Hopefully Luke Shaw will turn out as good as Walcott and Oxlade-Chamberlain!

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