Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

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Sunday, 30 December 2012

Arsenal 7 Newcastle 3

Theo Walcott scored a hat-trick after playing as centre-forward. Our other goals were from Podolski, Giroud and Oxlade-Chamberlein.

We will offer Theo new contract from January 1st and he will stay. Why would he go to a club like Liverpool that are a shadow of their former self, not in the top four, and they don't even speak proper english.

He will not get a regular game at Chelsea or Manchester City and definitely not as a centre-forward. Look at Sturridge. I just hope he doesn't follow Robin to United. All my best players are in Manchester...




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