Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

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Friday, 26 October 2012

...GERMANS'
At least it wasn't on penalties.

Thursday - the Arsenal AGM. Great timing - NOT. I shifted anger from myself to the chairman with the line "I did not see zee chequebook" got a laugh as well - I could have been a comedian.

Friday - Preparing for our match against bottom of the table Queens Park Rangers after two straight defeats. They say these things come in threes - Mark Hughes teams always give us a physical battle but at least that plank Barton has been offloaded to Marseille - sympathies to my countryman but at least they can laugh at his mustache and ridiculous tweets!


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