Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 20 October 2012

Back to Premier League action after the international break.
It is always a pleasure to visit Norwich at Carrow Road.

We haven't lost here under my management since 1998. And the catering is always first class, commandeered by Norwich owner, celebrity chef Delia Smith. Who said theirs no place for women in football?

I make sure the chairman always brings a bottle of wine for Delia. Shes much more entertaining after a few glasses, either running on the pitch with the microphone and shouting "lets be aving yu" or dancing on the table in the boardroom. When she starts the striptease, I make my excuses and leave.




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