Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 5 November 2009

...fine you take over the job and see if you can do better, they say no, we prefer to sit on the sideline and laugh at you. I am the one laughing now. Ha.

In this way I feel sorry for my fat friend Rafa Benitez, as after nearly winning the league last year, people too call for his head. I don't think this is right, even though his team plays with no quality, and after 5 years he still struggles with his English. I suppose his degree was in p.e and mine was in economics, so he lacks the quality to learn different languages.

As for Alec Ferguson, who some silly people call Sir Alex, he has managed in England for 20 years and still cannot speak English. That is why I will not respect this man. Mourinho has no quality as a person, but he learnt English in one week.

I will consider Van Persie for the Carling Cup against Man City, so if they play Adebayor, he...

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