Arsene Wenger - My Fake Diary


Thursday, 5 November 2009

Today is a good day for me and Arsenal football club. We put in a great performance last night, and deserved our win against the AZ of Alkmaar.

We showed great quality, and that is the difference between ourselves and the other team from North London. I am very well aware of what that man who calls himself their manager has been saying about me, but hopefully the authorities will reprimand him and his mouth-piece Venables in the correct way.

To all the men who say my time at the club should have been over by now, I say look at the league table. 6 months ago, they said I could not continue, and they did not bother filling the stands. Now they all cheer for me again. Last season I say the average age of my team is 16 years old, they say you must win the league anyway. I say we are in the top 4 despite not spending any money, they say I have no clue what I do. I say f...

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