Angus D Teen - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Angus D Teen. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Angus D Teen would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2008

Friday 26 September 08

Another wonderful day at school. I woke up with three new zits this morning. One was on the end of my nose, one was kinda in my nost, and the othe...

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Wednesday 24 September 08

Wow, I haven't written anything in my diary for three or four days, and so much has happened. Maybe I'll getting around to putting it all down some...

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Sunday 21 September 08

I wonder what those girls in the choir wear underneath their choir robes? My parents made me go to church today and it was mostly boring stuff. Th...

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Saturday 20 September 08

Tanya really embarrassed me at school yesterday. After I blew it by telling her she needed a boob job while giving me a blowjob, she went and told ev...

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Thursday 18 September 08

Note to self: never tell a girl that she needs a boob job when she's giving you a blowjob. It was under the bleachers at lunch time. She reminded...

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Thursday 18 September 08

Tanya came and sat with me at lunch today. I think she really wants "something" cuz she kept eating carrot sticks and celery sticks in a suggestive w...

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Wednesday 17 September 08

Day 1. I woke up today after a particularly heavy night injecting pig fat into my eyebrows to give myself that 'bushy' look. Vogue rang to ask whe...

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Tuesday 16 September 08

My parents forced me to go to school today. They wanted to know why I didn't want to go and I just couldn't tell them the truth. I did tell them tha...

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