Another wonderful day at school.
I woke up with three new zits this morning. One was on the end of my nose, one was kinda in my nost, and the other one was on my chin. I looked like the witch from Wizard of Oz.
Then, I was trying to pop the one that was sort of in my nose and someone saw me and took a picture of it and spead it to everyone who had a cell phone and now everyone has a picture of me that looks like I'm picking my nose. It's almost as bad as the one they took of me last year where I was pulling my underwear out of my crack.
My health teacher today was asking if anyone in the class had a problem with masturbation. Then, he decided to embarass people by calling out names. When he said mine, I tried to be funny and said: "No problem, sir, it works every time." Now I've got a detention on Friday.
I wonder if...