Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

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Saturday, 20 September 2008

Tanya really embarrassed me at school yesterday. After I blew it by telling her she needed a boob job while giving me a blowjob, she went and told everyone that that "it was so small it looked like a lollipop stick."

She's also got everyone believing that I had a sock in my pants that day at the chalkboard (when I got a big boner cuz I got to see Linda's panties).

Now I find out that Linda and Tanya are cousins, so she hates me because I insulted a member of her family.

My parents won't let me switch schools.

Where am I going to find a girlfriend now? I think I might have to go for a foreign exchange student cuz they don't speak much English anyway.

Hey, maybe I can find a Brazilian with a real Brazilian!





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