Angus D Teen - My Fake Diary

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Thursday, 18 September 2008

Note to self: never tell a girl that she needs a boob job when she's giving you a blowjob.

It was under the bleachers at lunch time. She reminded me that I had been a real "stand up" guy in class the other day (when I got a big boner while working at the chalk board and embarrassed myself big time). She said that she wanted to help me relax.

We went under the bleachers and she got started. It was feeling really good until I told her that I would take the money from my paper route and help her pay for brease implants.

Licking feels good. Sucking feels good. Everything about it is good...until they bite.

I should have waited until after I came; I was so stupid.




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